Unfair advantage

Opportunities presnt themselves in life. But decisions should be well thought out because all of us have differential skills.
Read this story.
A man boards an airliner, takes his seat, and is
surprised to find a large purple parrot in the seat
next to him.
The aircraft takes off and a pretty flight attendant
walks down the aisle past the man and his seat mate.
'Hey, you,' says the parrot, 'Bring me a whiskey and
soda, and make it snappy!'
The flight attendant looks annoyed, but walks on. A
minute later, she walks back up the aisle, and the
parrot pipes up again: 'Goddammit, you lazy whore,
where's my whiskey? Hurry it up! '
Visibly flustered, the FA hurries up the aisle and
returns quickly with the parrot's drink.
Impressed with the parrot's technique, the man decides
to get some quick service for himself.
'Hey, woman,' says the man, 'get me a dry martini. And
don't drag your sorry ass - I want it right now! '
The flight attendant turns red with anger and runs to
the front of the plane. In a flash she returns with
the First Officer and two burly male flight
attendants.
The three crewmen seize the passenger and the parrot,
jerk open the emergency door, and hurl them both out
of the airplane at 20,000 feet.
As the two are hurled out the door, the parrot says to
the man, 'Ya know, for someone who can't fly, you got
a lotta balls.' .